penguinanimalcracker:

“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like